make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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