This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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