Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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