Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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