yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He shit in the fireplace
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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