Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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