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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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