THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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