everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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