it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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