If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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