Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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