Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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