we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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