I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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