Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
then he tried to convert me to islam
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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