i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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