I just made out with a guy for $7.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
