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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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