your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
