Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i barfeds in our rink
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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