yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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