ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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