I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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