What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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