Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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