Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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