your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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