Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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