dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I came so hard my ears popped.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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