"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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