I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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