I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
