her vagine was all disorganized.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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