Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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