I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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