Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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