Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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