i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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