People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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