I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
