Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
