I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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