I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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