organizing the empties. That sober.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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