idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
