4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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