He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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