Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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