Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
